edward-masen:

bardstard:

rosalielesbianhale:

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

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john:

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don’t u mean

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four-toed-creed:

Pictures taken by Michael with his digital camera during the Christmas Party (Season 2 - Episode 10).

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oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape


moonlandingwasfaked:

nefferpitou:

targent:

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

tummy hurt

free sody

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bob-belcher:

when you and your friends start binge-watching a new tv show:

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apicturewithasmile:

“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)

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tastefullyoffensive:

This finally clears things up.

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hotboyproblems:

all of these have the same energy

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xiyalan:

Trapped by life